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PREFACE
This is the sporadically updated blog of reviews by Harriet, author of In the Aquarium: a londoner's life. I have kept the reviews separate to enable them to be indexed and therefore more easily accessible (see listing below).


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CINEMA
Ballet Russes
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Bright Young Things
Brokeback Mountain
Broken Flowers
The Beat That My Heart Skipped
Capote
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlies Angels 2
Confidences Trop Intimes (Intimate Strangers)
The Chronicles of Narnia
The Chronicles of Riddick
Crash
Creep
The Da Vinci Code
The Day After Tomorrow
Derailed
Down With Love
ENRON: the smartest guys in the room
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Family Stone
Fantastic Four
Finding Nemo
The Forgotten
Four Brothers
Good Night, and Good Luck
Gothika
The Grudge
Hidden (Caché)
Hitch
Hotel Rwanda
House of the Flying Daggers
Howl's Moving Castle
The Incredibles
In the Cut
Into the Blue
The Island
Kill Bill Volume 1
Kill Bill Volume 2
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
The Libertine
Lost in Translation
Love Actually
Lucky Number Slevin
Match Point
The Matrix Reloaded
Mission Impossible 3
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Out of Time
Pride and Prejudice
The Producers
The Proposition
Secret Window
Sin City
Starsky and Hutch
S.W.A.T
Syriana
Transamerica
Unleashed
V for Vendetta
Walk the Line
X-Men 2
Yours, Mine and Ours


SHORTS
Tony Scott's Beat the Devil
Gold


PALM SPRINGS 17th INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL
JED reviews thirty films that he saw from the 250 films shown during the festival.
Adam and Steve
a/k/a Tommy Chong
Blush
Border Café (Café Transit)
Boynton Beach Club
Buffalo Boy (Mua Len Trua)
Changing Times (Les Temps qui changent)
Chicken Tikka Masala
Cinema, Aspirin and Vultures (Cinema, Aspirinas e Urubus)
Cold Showers (Douches Froides)
C.R.A.Z.Y.
Favela Rising
Fuego: John Waters presents Movies that will Corrupt You
George Michael - a different story
Gimme Kudos (Qiuqiu Ni, Biaoyang Wo)
Gold
Joyeux Noel
Lost and Found
Low Profile
March of the Penguins
Mrs Palfrey at the Claremont
My Best Enemy
News from Afar
Odete
Persona non grata
Queens
Simon
That Man: Peter Berlin
Two sons of Francisco
Whole New Thing
A Year Without Love


COMEDY
Big Night Out, Comedy Pub 29 Jan 2005
Downstairs at the Kings Head, 1 Oct 2004


DANCE
Edward Scissorhands
Fuerzabruta
Onegin
Play Without Words


EXHIBITIONS
After the wave: tsunami remembered
Art Deco 1910 - 1939
Brancusi: the essence of things
Bruce Nauman - Raw Materials
Catherine Sullivan - The Chittendens
Dan Flavin - A Retrospective
Dreamspace
Invisible @ Corsica Arts Club
Rachel Whiteread - Embankment
The Weather Project
The Weather Project Revisited


MUSIC
CLASSICAL
Yuri Bashmet - Great Performers
Philip Glass - Orion


ROCK/POP/etc
Country Teasers
Little Barrie
Pete Rock
Pimp
Salt Perverts
Tiger Lillies
Tiger Lillies, Ether Series 2006


WORLD
Klezmer Swingers
Mariza
X-Bloc Reunion Festival


OPERA
Faust
The Handmaid's Tale


PERFORMANCE
Carnesky's Ghost Train
Immortal
Immortal2
Sticky


THEATRE
Cyrano de Bergerac
Edmond
A Funny Thing Happened On the Way to the Forum
His Girl Friday
Julius Caesar
Lifegame
Man Falling Down
Playing with Fire
Stuff Happens
Underground
We Will Rock You


TELEVISION
Lost




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1997-2005
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FAVE FILMS
DEAD MAN
What an idea, the man is dying for almost the entire length of the film, the music is fantastic, its black and white, ideology, mythology, funny, sad, Johnny Depp sex god...

THE DRAFTMAN'S CONTRACT
The first Peter Greenaway film I saw and possibly the most accessible. Beautiful set, costumes, direction. Fantastic soundtrack.

MULHOLLAND DRIVE
I knew exactly what was going on right up until the last 15 minutes and damn it but then I lost it.

NIGHT ON EARTH
Jim Jarmusch made the only film with Winona Ryder worth watching and it had Beatrice Dalle (say no more)

O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?
Roar out loud with laughter and tunes that make you love country music. My sister had to sneak out of the cinema ahead of our dad and me cos she was so embarrassed at our laughing.

ORLANDO
Quiet, passionate, time travel.

PITCH BLACK
Bails and I watched this with its bleached scenery and its whoar factor star. We LOVED him, Mr Diesel take a bow.

RESERVOIR DOGS
Tight Tarantino gang heist gone wrong. Great soundtrack. And there's something about Michael Madson, dancing just before cutting off the cop's ear...

ROMUALD ET JULIETTE
Truely lovely romance comedy.

THREE COLOURS TRILOGY
Blue, White and Red. I liked them all. Quiet stories, beautifully shot.

THE USUAL SUSPECTS
Its a story told. And the first time I saw it I didn't get the twist until just before it happened.


























Seen
The Reviews
 
 

29 August 2004
The Chronicles of Riddick
Showcase Wood Green


We love Vin Diesel. Nuff said.

Kidding, we knew it was gonna be a crappy movie but sometimes that doesn't matter because of who's in it. Yes he's not the worlds most animated actor but he is good looking and he really does wear a black vest well.

Marks out of 10
  • Eyes: 10
  • Action: 8
  • High Body Count: 9
  • Corny One Liners: 10
  • Voice Over and Spoken Thought: 10
  • Good Looking Ladies: 2 (there's two of them)
  • Judi Dench: 10 (love the disappearing thing but interested that you can 'chain' a being down who can evaporate.
  • Special Effects: 5 (SpEs are getting too slick, they are just not suprising anymore)
  • Likelihood that a girl that used to dress as a boy would grow up to be gorgeous and have lovely brunette curly hair having been incarcerated with tonnes of hairy sweaty men for 5 years: 0
  • Suspension of Disbelief Rate Needed: 10
  • Story: 5
  • Credits Length: 10 for effort, 2 for information provided
  • Overall Rating as a Film: 2
  • Laughs: (hopefully it doesn't take itself too seriously because we laughed quite a lot) 7
Its a bit like The Mummies series - boys of a certain age will love it. Girls who like Vin Diesel will love it. Don't see it if you like your cinema high brow.


10:14 PM


 

27 August 2004
Carnesky's Ghost Train
Truman Brewery, Brick Lane


"A Dark Ride Across Haunted Borders..."

We know what will happen on a ghost train - there'll be wailing, screams and a skeleton will drop out at you, cottonwool cobwebs drifting across your face and out of the dark someone will touch you.

This is a performance that uses that knowledge and builds on it. A cabaret goes on as you are driven through the dark on a ride-train. Pulled through those sharp bends that swing you in your seat huddling next to your neighbour as your eyes fight to adjust to the darkness before something shocks you in the dark (and of course not being able to). The sights include holograms, video and glimpses of performers not quite enough time to figure out the illusion as you go past, a brushed hand reaching out in the dark. Round and round, each time a little more information taken in about whats been seen. Use of mirrors, illusion, circus tricks and mood-music. Genuine fright (if you are easily frightened by such things as I am and the man in front of me was). And all too soon its finished. A brief snippet. But excellent.

See www.carneskysghosttrain.com when the bandwidth exceeding is over.
Guardian


10:00 PM


 
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